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Model Behaviour

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 A girl got spotted by a modelling agent in Tesco (pre Lockdown) and I was stood right next to her. Of course I totally understood, I was wearing my corona mask at the time. But bizarrely when I took it off I still got nothing. So I opened my legs really wide to show I...

Unfollow But Still Stay Friends

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Zahra concludes that in order to save our mental health, we need to end our destructive relationship with social media.  They say the key to happiness is, “Find something bigger than yourself and dedicate your life to it”.  I don’t think this is true because I do this with Instagram and it’s doesn’t make me happy.   It did, however...

Big Little Lies

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“What makes you vulnerable, makes you beautiful” Brene Brown Comedian, Zahra Barri, reflects on the lies she has told men over the years and makes a resolution to be more truthful to them from here on now.I pride myself on telling the truth. My therapist says: “The Truth Will Set You Free….” “I mean, unless you’re Bill...

Asking For It

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Comedian Zahra Barri gives advice on the most effective ways to ask for money.I’ve noticed a lot of women writing into magazines asking the question, “How do I ask my boss for a pay rise?” which makes a nice change from the usual, ‘How do I please my boyfriend in the bedroom?” The advice is...

An Ode To Vogue (and The Sunday Times Style magazine)

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Comedian, Zahra Barri pays a special homage to her favourite magazines whilst warning us of the toxicity of others ‘Sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I felt it fed me more’ Carrie Bradshaw Sex and The City  Don’t worry Carrie, no one at Vogue ever eats a proper meal either.  This iconic line...

FREXIT

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With the Season Finale of Brexit looming it got me thinking: what’s the most racist thing I’ve ever done?  ‘Racism’. It’s very much a buzz term at the moment. Along with ‘woke’, ‘ghosting’ and ‘smashed avocado’. It’s known to Millennials and Generation X as the darker sister of ‘xenophobia’ and the un pc grandmother of...

‘No He Neverland’ Why Michael Jackson Deniers need to admit he’s Bad

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I totally ‘get’ why some people refuse to believe that Michael Jackson was a prolific pedophile. He was always so nice to children. He built a Peter Pan style theme park in his back garden, for example. He hosted totally awesome slumber parties where you could build forts and play as much Nintendo as you wanted, (one kid’s...